Office of the Sixteenth Congressional District of Florida
Formerly the Office of Representative Mark Foley

Congressional Predator Foley

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Here are your tax dollars at work: This is some of the ACTUAL IM mesages sent to a page/former page: Please note how one of our paid congressional leaders offers booze to an underage kid. This is some real dumb ass predator stuff: http://abcnews.go.com/images/WNT/Foley_excerpt_tuesday_watermarked.pdf

OK: So much to say here, and so much stupid shit and spin is coming out of this story that I just do not have the time. So, one quick comment. Just because some priest or clergyman or some other sicko molested you as a child does not mean that you have to do the same thing when you become an adult. Stop using it as an excuse. When you become an adult you have choices. YOU PHYSICALLY and MENTALLY CHOOSE WHAT YOU DO TO OTHERS. My parent(s) beat the (stupid) shit out of me my whole childhood. I am an adult now. That time is over. GONE FOREVER, never to happen again. I moved on. I don’t abuse my kids! Should I? Should that be an excuse if I did? No. That is the choice I made. Self control. I do not do to others what I suffered as a child.

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SOME PEOPLE SOUND SMARTER WHEN THEY KEEP THEIR MOUTHS SHUT…

Man, what a great line came out of the pie-hole of Brad Pitt.  He won’t marry Angelina Jolie until “everyone in America who wants to be married is legally able…” Boo hoo hoo and blah, blah, blah. Brad, kid, dude, you are my hero! Remind me to use that line on the next totally-10 hottie I leave my wife for. (Wink, wink). But seriously, what a NOBLE and freaking HUUUUUGE sacrifice you are making. Everyone should be so strong. Let’s review:

· You and the total hottie are a couple who share a child, just like a normal married couple. OK. Got it.

· You and the total hottie sleep together (schedules and MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR film pay-days permitting, I assume) just like a married couple (sans million dollar pay day, of course). Got it.

· You live in the same house (oops, I mean MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR ESTATE) with said hottie (schedules permitting) just like a normal married couple (sans million dollar estate, of course). Got it.

· She’s a total babe who, for the time being, digs your vibe and you dig hers, just like a normal married couple. Got it.

· You share responsibilities together, eat together, raise the kid(s) together, shop, play, pay bills and do everything together, just like normal married couples do. Got it.

Wait, where was I? Oh yeah, remind me again why you won’t get married? Man, just stop. OK? Let someone else write your lines for you, that’s what they get paid for. They write the words and you say what they write. Right? It’s better that way. I mean, c’mon? Am I the only one who was in hysterics when I heard this? It is HILARIOUS!! On second thought, Brad, please, keep talking.

Man, that is some funny shit.

How stupid is this kid?

And the sh*t-head of the day award goes to…

· a 14-year-old high school student running for class President in Miami, Florida (I know his name, but won’t give it here) who got caught stuffing (oops, I mean “allegedly” stuffing) ballot boxes with his own name in an attempt to guarantee victory (“allegedly”, wink, wink).

· When his father found out, he “reportedly” punished the boy by taking away his Ipod and his computer.

· In retaliation for this “severe” treatment, the 14-year-old ran away to Cuba (yes, ran away not from but TO CUBA!),

· “allegedly” using his father’s credit card to buy the plane ticket.

· The father found out when he “allegedly” received a phone call from Cuba.

· His comment to the press when he found out was that he thinks his son will come back because “he likes the good life”. Uh, you think? (What? No Ipods and computers in Cuba?)

Now, there is so much stupid shit involved in this one that I have no idea where to begin. But let’s start with the not so obvious:

· How did a 14-year-old kid get on a plane to Cuba without parental consent?

· How about the 14-year-old would-be class president stuffing his name in ballot boxes and thinking he would not get caught?

· How about deciding to run away TO CUBA?

· Shit, how did this kid even know how to work an Ipod?

(If you understand Spanish, you can read the the source article>> HERE

I guess this blog pretty much ends my political aspirations, doesn’t it? Oh well. I’m too stupid to be a politician anyway (wink wink).

Anyway, am I the only one who is sick and tired of people who say and do stupid sh^t? I mean, there are sooooo many of them out there that it’s just aggravating. Back in college, my buddy Paul, who had zero tolerance for stupidity used to say this:

“Chris, I know he’s stupid and you know he’s stupid, but he doesn’t know he’s stupid. It’s our responsibility to make him understand.”

Obviously, Paul wasn’t the world’s nicest guy, but he was very funny, very smart (definitely not stupid – God, how many times have I said “stupid” so far? That’s so stupid), and had a very good point: Some people just need to be told how stupid they are! I bet you know of a few, don’t you!
So, with fond memories of Paul and with my own lack of tolerance for peoples’ stupidity (and due to the fact that I am just flat-out bored most of the time), I give you this poisonous little blog dedicated to all the stupid shit that people say and do. Does someone you know need to know how stupid you think they are? Let us know and we’ll let them know right here. Of course, we’ll change their names and identities to protect you, the innocent…but then again, they’ll probably be too stupid to figure it out even if we didn’t.